The winner is granted untold power, and chooses the prompt, word count, and deadlines for the following week. The loser is drowned in infamy and receives an avatar to mark their shame. Those who fail (neglect to submit a story) should on their next entry. This is not a law, however it is strongly advised. If you write fanfiction or erotica, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you edit your post after submission, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels (plus, your entry will be disqualified).
If you put your submission in quote tags, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. UPDATE: No really, quotes tags make stories more of a pain in the rear end for archiving. This means any and all quote tags within your story. If you shitpost unfunny things in the thread, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels.
If you respond to critiques from the judges or your fellow combatants, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you start shitfights that you aren’t prepared to brawl over, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels.
If you do anything that requires moderator actions, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels. If you win the week and go more than a day without responding in the thread, you will be shoved face-first against the wall and your rear end will be devoured by shitweasels (and you may lose the bloodthrone).
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